Singin' the Bladder Blues

Hi, everybody......sigh.......


Molly O'Mally here. Remember my bladder surgery in August? Well, I'm sorry to say that things still aren't right. For some reason, my bladder is not getting "the signal" to do it's thing. I can still pee pee - just not as much as I should.

Mommy has found a wonderful vet who knows a lot about Pugs. We visited him last weekend so he could "drain my main vein". I feel better, for now, but I keep getting full of pee pee and my breath smells like an outhouse. That's not good! Blech!







Anyway, mommy and I are waiting for a call from the doctor. He said he wanted to consult with a veterinary urologist at Purdue University. We sure hope they can figure this out!

Speaking of sickyness, mommy's not been feeling well.....some kind of nasty head cold that's moved into her chest. She sounds like a pack of howling wolves when she coughs.

Yeah, she's what you kids call "a hot mess".

SOS I Tell Ya What!!!

Yep! MMMMMHMMMMMM!!!

If Ya Like It Then Ya Bettuh Put a Ring on It!

Hi, everybody!


It's everyone's favorite single lady, Molly O'Mally!


I am SOOOOO excited! Mommy went shopping yesterday with Aunt Laura. While mommy was whining about not being a size six anymore, Aunt Laura found me a jacket and dress!
(Sheeeesh, mommy.....how long has it BEEN since you were a size six??? Ninety-eleven years??? Get over it, already!)


Anyway, back to ME. Some of us have maintained our girlish figures and are proud to show off the goods!!!


Here I am primping before my photo shoot.....






I was a little shy at first......






But it didn't take me long to warm up to the camera!






Look at Hank trying to get in on MY face time!






Check out my new jacket! Perfect for those chilly pug meetups!









I don't like wearing hoods, but mommy says "beauty is pain".






Whew! Modeling is hard work! I'm going to take a well-earned binky break. Hope you all enjoyed the show!

Mom's Fav'rite Guys

Yep. Mmhmm.

The End of an Era

Hey, y'all:

It is a sad day here at our house. Our fav'rit show, "King of the Hill" has been cancelled after thirteen hot dang seasons.




As you can see, me an' Molly ain't up fer much bloggin' tonight. I'll leave with this pitcher that says it all.........







Yep. Mmhmm.

There's Something About Molly

Hey, y'all:

Me an' mom wuz cleanin' out the filin' cabinet the other day an' we ran across Molly O'Mally's AKC certificate.

Now I am here to tell YOU.......we just about crapped a duck when we seen that O'Mally's dad is her maternal GRANDFATHER!!! EEEEEWWWWWWW!!!

Check it out fer yerself! Here's her an' her folks:





NOW here's her mom and HER folks:





Yep, that Moses Pa-Pa Pomeroy wuz a nasty sonofagun I tell ya what! 'Cept I DO like his name. Matter o' fact, she's got some real good names in her family tree: Pistol Pete, Pistol Pete's Repeater, Bo's Ebony, Dixie Dolly.

Hell, she ain't nothin' but a HILLBILLY!!! (I'm startin' to think AKC stands fer "American KIN Club".)


Now THAT explains A LOT about O'Mally!





Yep. Mmhmm.

Things that Make Ya Go "Mmmmm"

Hey, y'all:

Just takin' a break from grass cuttin' to catch up with ya. My pal, Murph, gave me this here award. Wonder whut made 'im think I'D steal food??

Anyways, I haven't stole a lot o' food (my mom's got eyes in the back of 'er head I tell ya what) but I HAVE got my paws on a few ferbidden snacks when she wuzn't lookin'........





I like 'em old and used. Fresh outta the wrapper don't do a thing fer me!





Okay, so this ain't ME but you git the idea.





Yep, avocado. Not the pit, though.....that's poison, ya know!





Now tomatoes are harmless enough, but mom wants to hog 'em all to 'erself!


Now accordin' to the rules, I'm supposed to tag some other folks but I see that lots of ya already got this. And I tell ya what......y'all are some perfessional food thieves!

Yep. Mmmhmm.