Wednesday, September 16, 2009

There's Something About Molly

Hey, y'all:

Me an' mom wuz cleanin' out the filin' cabinet the other day an' we ran across Molly O'Mally's AKC certificate.

Now I am here to tell YOU.......we just about crapped a duck when we seen that O'Mally's dad is her maternal GRANDFATHER!!! EEEEEWWWWWWW!!!

Check it out fer yerself! Here's her an' her folks:

NOW here's her mom and HER folks:

Yep, that Moses Pa-Pa Pomeroy wuz a nasty sonofagun I tell ya what! 'Cept I DO like his name. Matter o' fact, she's got some real good names in her family tree: Pistol Pete, Pistol Pete's Repeater, Bo's Ebony, Dixie Dolly.

Hell, she ain't nothin' but a HILLBILLY!!! (I'm startin' to think AKC stands fer "American KIN Club".)

Now THAT explains A LOT about O'Mally!

Yep. Mmhmm.


Unknown said...

Hank this is your Aunty Nancy. Now honey, you shouldn't air your families ahem skeletons in public sweetie, especially bein as we are all good southerners here and we all LOVE one another, even those who may be genetically less fortunate...
HANKMAN, this here is Howie, sheesh. I jest read what you wrote and yew can jest ignore my maw. I do. I am real worried about all that interbreedin and suspect my fat sister Annie has the same problem. She is definitely missin a few bricks in her chimney.
our concerned pal, PeeMan

Mia said...

BOL!!!!! That was great Hank!! But you should really be nice to Molly. It's not her fault that there are no branches on her family tree =)


Pug(s) and Bugg said...

BOL! Kinky Kinky!!!!!! Poor Molly!

Salinger The Pug said...

WOW (long low whistle....)

Molly's family tree is a totem pole? Now that's just unfortunate.

Do you suppose he made her call him "Uncle Grandpa"? (shudders).

I'm going to see if mom will give me a bath...I feel nasty reading this. Poor O'Mally!

Good luck with alllll that!


The Courteous Chihuahua said...

Hank, You blabbermouth! That wasn't nice. Molly's a sweet little girl and she can't help it that she has a Daddy Pappaw!

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

I'm trying to figure how Mango got in there...


Salinger The Pug said... just noticed the tags on this post and now she is all giggly and probably isn't going to be stopping any time soon and I'll have to deal with the big cloud bed all shaky tonight as she keeps having laughing fits over this.


Mrs. Hall said...

american kin club!

no branches on the family tree!

Hah!! so funny!

that's good stuff right there! heee hee heee

Two French Bulldogs said...

That was a good one!
Benny & Lily

Archie and Melissa said...

i'm tellin ya... families can be complicated. :)

love all of the comments. this whole post just cracked us up.

we love you and molly!

m & e

Oakley and Swisher said...

Oh man Molly better get ready for her national enquirer photo shoot. There also might be some daytime talk shows interested.

But Hank give her a break its not her fault buddy.

BOL. We loved this post, and all the following comments!

Lots of Licks--
Oak and Swish

Kelly said...


Poor O'Mally! Nothin' wrong with having a Dadpa, Molly! I still love you!!

Rosie said...

I feel like I am watching an episode of Jerry Springer from Innerbred Hillbillies to crapping out ducks - WHOW what a show!!!

Murphy Dogg said...

Hey Hank,
I wouldn't go too far busting on Miss Molly, cuz LOTS of purebred dogs got those kinda families. It's quite likely you got yourself a Mom-grandma or an Auntie Sis or something. Personally, I'm glad that Mama got me from a shelter, so there's no record of what kinda whackjob family I might be from.
Murphy Dogg

Sequoia & Petunia & Emma said...

Oh Molly! We liked her so much....I guess its not her fault. We still like ya Molly!

Sandra y Coco Pug said...

hahaha thank you Hank! Mom was actually laughing and crying reading your post and the following comments. That means, SHE FINALLY UNDERSTANDS SOMETHING FUNNY THAT'S IN ENGLISH!!!

Minnie said...

What's the happens! I know 'cuz my paw is my grandpaw too. Don't pay nobody no never mind Molly darlin'...y'all just come over here and set a spell and listen to that weird kid whilst he play that banjo.