Friday, September 11, 2009

Things that Make Ya Go "Mmmmm"

Hey, y'all:

Just takin' a break from grass cuttin' to catch up with ya. My pal, Murph, gave me this here award. Wonder whut made 'im think I'D steal food??

Anyways, I haven't stole a lot o' food (my mom's got eyes in the back of 'er head I tell ya what) but I HAVE got my paws on a few ferbidden snacks when she wuzn't lookin'........

I like 'em old and used. Fresh outta the wrapper don't do a thing fer me!

Okay, so this ain't ME but you git the idea.

Yep, avocado. Not the pit, though.....that's poison, ya know!

Now tomatoes are harmless enough, but mom wants to hog 'em all to 'erself!

Now accordin' to the rules, I'm supposed to tag some other folks but I see that lots of ya already got this. And I tell ya what......y'all are some perfessional food thieves!

Yep. Mmmhmm.


Salinger The Pug said...

Ok, you win in the GROSS category dude!!!! Cotton rockets? Seriously? Duuuuude...that's messed up!

Congrats on your award!


Pee S. FIRST ONE TO COMMENT! W00T!!!! hahahaa!

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

My mom learned a long time ago from her other dogs that during that time of the month, 'bags' get stashed up high like food in the trees so bears khan't get it!

Khongrats on your award and your treasures!


dw said...

Congrats on the award!

Rosie said...

We read this post a little to early in the mornin.. yep mummmhmm

Pug(s) and Bugg said...

Wow you've got a distinguished taste there, Hank!!! We want to hear Molly's answers too though!

Oh and be careful about those 'maters, their leaves are poison to dogs! I'm sure a dog of your intelligence knows that though!

Two French Bulldogs said...

Oh My!!! Don't eat those things. Ya know, the things that look like a big firecracker. We had a friend that went to doggy heaven cause it got stuck somewhere. Steal mom and dads food when their not lookin
Benny & Lily

Murphy Dogg said...

Dude, another one with the tampons?? Am I missin' something?
Litter box snacks, on the other hand, I know are quite tasty.

Archie and Melissa said...

hi hank!

congratulations on your award!

have a super day!

m & e

Oakley and Swisher said...

BOL! Gross, but funny. To each their own lil buddy. We eat bugs so we can't really talk.

Lots of Licks--
Oakley and Swisher

The Courteous Chihuahua said...

No offense, Hank, but I could have lived the rest of my life without knowing about your tampon proclivities. Gag...