I don't know about you-uns, but I ain't a mornin' person. 'Specially COLD mornin's!
Fergit it, O'Mally. I ain't goin' out.
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I'll make ya a deal. You go check out the weather an' I'll share my fried chicken with ya.
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"Okay, Hanklin.....it's twenty degrees, but the sun is shining!
Now where's that fried chicken you promised?"
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WHUT fried chicken??? I think ya need yer ears (an' BRAIN) checked!!!
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CRONCH, MONCH, SLURP, SMACK, SNORT.....GAWD, I love fried chicken!!!
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Now buhfore y'all start whinin' "Oh, POOR O'Mally!!!", she's found somethin' she likes even better than fried chicken......
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That should keep the old bird outta my hair fer a while. Now I'm gonna kick back, enjoy the ceegar Aunt Laura gave me, an' dream about all them goodies Santy's gonna bring me fer Christmas.
Aw, hail, I can't find my cutter. 'Scuse me while I bite the tip off.
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Here's hopin' the ol' boy brings YOU ever'thing ya want!
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Merry Christmas I tell ya what!
Yep. Mmhmm.