Wednesday, November 25, 2009


Hey, y'all:

Yep, it's my fav'rite time o' year.......Hanksgivin'! Mom says we SHOULD call it "Hank's takin'!". I don't git it. Whutever.

Anyhoo, I been waitin' FOUR months tuh show yuh this pitcher. Me an' mom an' the Pug Posse an' their folks an' Sal an' Aunt Laura an' Holden was up at the Petco last summer. Uncle Denny was takin' a pitcher o' his crew, but LOOK whut showed up in the background.........

Aunt Laura's got me layin' there lookin' like a turkey!!!

Maybe I better go intuh hidin' tomorrow. The only stuffin' I want is in my GUT - not my butt!

Happy Hanksgivin' to all!!!

Yep. Mmhmm.

Saturday, November 21, 2009

This Little Puggy DIDN'T Go to the Market!

Hey, y'all:

Boy howdy it's a beautiful day here in Indianapuhlus. Mom an' dad took me an O'Mally out fer a walk this mornin'.

THEN....they said they were goin' to a FLEA market!!! Whut the crap??? Who in the heck would wanna sell fleas??? An' WHO would wanna buy 'em???

Anyways, me an' O'Malley said we were stayin' FARRR away from that place, so mom an' dad took off fer the afternoon. Now I'm thankin' the good Lord they didn't come home with no fleas but they DID see some interestin' stuff.......

Honest tuh God, this here is one of them balls ya squeeze when yer tense. Uh, yeah.....better not take that one to the office.

Dad's thinkin' 'bout goin' back an' gettin' this fer mom fer Christmas.

Elvis is alive an' livin' at the Worshington Street Flea Market!!!

(Mom's note: the street name is Washington, but Hank - like some other Hoosiers - pronounces it "Worshington".)

Now mom got all excited when she first seen this, but look close. That poor Puglet's got crooked black whiskers stickin' out ever'where! Again.......whut the crap???

Okay, I just don't git this. She's on the can with a cell phone (I think) in 'er hand and SUNGLASSES on. Who wears sunglasses on the crapper????

Remember last week when I told ya mom went to see her friends at that there lady-singin' contest? Well, she nearly crapped a duck when she seen the VERY DRESS her old chorus used tuh wear!!!

I can't believe some gal would pawn this thing! Ain't it purty??? Shoot, gitcha some nice high heels from Payless an' you'd be the best lookin' gal at the Ponderosa!

Yep. Mmmhmm.

Sunday, November 15, 2009

All The News That's Fit tuh Print

Hey, y'all:

Thought I'd do my bloggin' in my go-tuh-meetin' suit - I kinda like it!

Just gittin' caught up from the past couple o' weeks. It's been kinda busy around here, but mom's been havin' fun so that's a good thing. (Keeps 'er outta MY hair fer awhile.)

Mom helped git a Lab an' some kinda Pit mix up tuh their new homes in Wisconsin. Now she didn't drive tuh Wisconsin - just as far as Lafayette! Anyhoo, here they are with the gals that did the Kentucky tuh Indiana leg:

I'm sure y'all have seen the other bloggers' pitchers from last weekend when Heather an' Harry paid us a visit. Those two are some fun I tell ya what!

(Yep, you can tell O'Mally is the oldest one there.....look at 'er ready tuh poop out!)

Me, my pal, Sal, Aunt Laura and mom went to the Indy Gift an' Hobby Show out at the fairgrounds last Wednesday tuh meet 'n greet fer KPR.

Here's Sal lookin' like WC Fields....

"Go 'way kid, ya bother me."

THEN mom went tuh Providence, Rhode Island this weekend fer some lady-singin' convention and contest so's she could catch up with old friends. (Too bad she didn't wear her Colts gear out there in Patriots country! Ha! Buncha losers!)

Yep. Mmmhmm.

Friday, November 6, 2009

Becca's Big Birthday!

Hello, friends!

I see you received your invitation to my birthday party! We're so pleased you could attend- especially since this is my THIRTEENTH birthday! Now my exact birth date isn't known, but I was born in November, 1996. Wow, daddy and mother hadn't even met then!

Unfortunately, my eyesight has gone but I am so blessed to be otherwise healthy. Yep, mother says I am her "low-maintenance" dog. (You gotta love us mixed breeds!) My Beagle nose still works so don't count me out just yet!

Okay, I know you're all hungry so let's break out the CAKE!!! (Settle down now, Puggies....there's plenty for everyone.)

Oh, how I love cake! Mother remembers the first time she ever gave me cake (Twinkie). She says I went "ape sh*t". (Please excuse the language - mother doesn't always speak like a lady.)

Hank! Let our guests go next!!!

Molly! Did you NOT hear what I just told Hank?!

Sigh.....why do I even try with these two?

(Honestly, between their gluttony and mother's potty mouth, how did I ever become such a lady?)

Anyway, you Puggies have fun eating and playing while I clean up the dishes.

Thank you for sharing my birthday with me!