Hey, y'all:
Take it from me.......ya only gotta floss the ones ya wanna keep.
Last Friday I went an' seen
Dr. Mills fer whut I THOUGHT was gonna be a little gloss n' floss. Well, I am embarrassed tuh say that I had NINE teeth pulled! The ol' boy said I got somethin' called
paireeohdontuhl duhsease. Now I'm not exactly sure whut that is but maybe it's 'cause I don't own a toothbrush. I dunno.
Anyhoo, I did enjoy meetin' the ol' boy - perty nice fella. No wonder O'Mally always yaps about how great he is. Here's me an' him before I got the bad news.
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So a hour an' a half later, I'm nine teeth lighter an' at LEAST three sheets to the wind I tell ya what! Boy howdy I was hepped up on goofballs like nobuddy's business!
Hey, bud! Can't ya warm up that stethuhscope?!?! Whut's that ya say? My ticker's runnin' a little slow? Aw, hail, that's no big deal......shoot, I once drank so much PBR my dad had tuh hook the jumper cables up to me!
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Uh........
a shot??? Sure! I'll take a shot o' tequila.....oh, an' don't fergit the lime an' salt. Boy howdy this is MY kinda doctor's office!!!
Awwwwwwwwwwwww...........HAAAAAAIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Now THAT is dirty pool, mister!!! Dirty pool. (An' ya gotta git a GIRL tuh do yer dirty work!)
Miss Ronda.....I don't feel so good. Will ya snuggle me fer awhile?
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Well, anyways.....I survived, an' not a minute too soon 'cause the next day was Apollo's twenty-first birthday!
I am proud as a peacock tuh say I bought him his first beer!
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(Jami, honey.....kinda looks like you'd already been hittin' the sauce! Tee hee!)
Mom said we had tuh git a nice family pitcher buhfore ever'body (ME) started gittin' drunk.
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Here's Sal clingin' to his grammaw. Come on, bud....loosen up! It's a party!
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Check this out! Apollo was so buzzed he thought he'd pass out in my bass boat! HAHAHA! Whatta light weight!
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The party really heated up when Maggie started wrastlin' Apollo an' screechin' "Who's yer mama?!?! Who's yer mama?!?!".
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O'Mally needed a break from all the fun (you know old people), so she decided tuh take a stroll by the pond.
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Meanwhile, me an' Harles J. kept the ladies entertained......
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Oh, gawd.....O'Mally's yappin' at me tuh put in another pitcher o' HER.
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'Fore we knew it, we closed the place an' it was time tuh go. My little pal Yoda was over it fer sure!
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Now I want it to be known that I din't drink TOO much 'cause I know the dangers o' mixing
goofballs an' alcohol.
Sos with that disclaimer (an' my goofballs) outta the way, I am headin' to the fridge fer a cold one.
Yep. Mmmhmmm.