Somethin' awful happened last month, an' I'm just now ready tuh talk about it.
Mom an' my cousins an' their friend, Kate an' Holden all went out tuh my Oncle Charlie's (mom's brother) house tuh go shootin'. Sounds like a real good time, huh?
Now.....buhfore y'all start screamin' 'bout gun control, know this:
I DON'T WANNA HEAR YER PINKO COMMIE CRYIN'!!!!! IF YA DON'T LIKE GUNS, GO VISIT SOME TREE-HUGGIN' HIPPY BLOG!!!!!!!!!
Okay....ahem......I feel better now. So anyways, when I heard mom talkin' 'bout this shootin' expedition, I was all fired up an' ready tuh go!
Read up on all the latest in my Gun World magazine......
Got out my hat an' loaded up on ammo......
Well lemme tell ya. It wuz all fer NOTHIN'. Mom an' them kids ran off like rats off a sinkin' ship an' LEFT me. Look at 'em.....havin' fun an' whatnot.
Sniff. Oh, well. I woulda just had tuh listen tuh her boring gun safety lecture, anyways. But tell me, y'all......have ya ever heard a sadder story in all yer born days?
Yep. (Sniff, muffled sob) Mmhmm.
6 years ago