Hey, y'all:
My mom's got it in 'er head that we need tuh do the Mutt Strut this year. (All the two-leggeds grab their four-leggeds an' head out to the Indianapolis Motor Speedway an' walk the two-mile track.) Costs 25 clams a person an' all the money goes tuh the Indianapolis Humane society.
Yeah, sure, it's fer a good cause an' all but she bought a gosh dang BABY BUGGY fer us!!!
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I think I'd rather walk the two miles than be seen in THIS!!!
Now how the HAIL do I git outta this thing?
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AWWWW, fer cripe's sake, O'Mally! There ain't room enough fer my big mouth an' yer big TONGUE!!!
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Yeah, O'Mal, keep yer butt right there. Looks like a well-ventilated spot.
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Okay, we're smilin'. Now hurry up an' take the pitcher sos I can go back in the house!
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Yeah, mom, we git it! Yer proud o' yer stroller! Now hurry it up buhfore Joe Jack an' Dale an' Jimbo see me!!!
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Thank Gawd, she's closin' the lid! Now let's get a move on.
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Hmmmm......this ain't too bad. I can kick back fer a bit an' nobuddy can see me through the mesh!
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Huh, well wuddaya know? (No, not O'Mally's mug.) Cupholders!!!
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Are YOU thinkin' whut I'M thinkin'??????
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Yep. Mmmhmm.