Thursday, March 25, 2010

Well, it ain't a John Deere.....

.....but I guess it'll do.

Hey, y'all:

My mom's got it in 'er head that we need tuh do the Mutt Strut this year. (All the two-leggeds grab their four-leggeds an' head out to the Indianapolis Motor Speedway an' walk the two-mile track.) Costs 25 clams a person an' all the money goes tuh the Indianapolis Humane society.

Yeah, sure, it's fer a good cause an' all but she bought a gosh dang BABY BUGGY fer us!!!

I think I'd rather walk the two miles than be seen in THIS!!!

Now how the HAIL do I git outta this thing?

AWWWW, fer cripe's sake, O'Mally! There ain't room enough fer my big mouth an' yer big TONGUE!!!

Yeah, O'Mal, keep yer butt right there. Looks like a well-ventilated spot.

Okay, we're smilin'. Now hurry up an' take the pitcher sos I can go back in the house!

Yeah, mom, we git it! Yer proud o' yer stroller! Now hurry it up buhfore Joe Jack an' Dale an' Jimbo see me!!!

Thank Gawd, she's closin' the lid! Now let's get a move on.

Hmmmm......this ain't too bad. I can kick back fer a bit an' nobuddy can see me through the mesh!

Huh, well wuddaya know? (No, not O'Mally's mug.) Cupholders!!!

Are YOU thinkin' whut I'M thinkin'??????

Yep. Mmmhmm.


NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Oh woo are one stylin' dude!

Maybe woo need to bling the wheels a bit !


Brutus, Ellie, Pippa and Otto said...

Dude, you can just kick back and chill with a PBR and not have to do a thing!

Pugs & Kisses,

Yoda & Brutus

Salinger The Pug said...

SWEET RIDE guys!!!!

That cupholder thing on top is GENIUS!!!

Mom says she triple dog dares your mom to take you guys into WalMart in that thing. She saw some numbnut pushing a regular baby stroller with a little Chihuahua or some little ankle biter dog in it the other day at Wally World.

Kelly said...

LOL!!! This just made my day!

Come pick me up, Hanklin!!!!!

BRUTUS said...

Wow - that is one cushy carriage you got there, guys! Does it have A/C too??

Brutus the Frenchie

dw said...

Hank, I think that's one cushy way to do the Mutt Strut!! How cool that you get to go walking around the old brickyard!! I got to ride around it once which was way cool. I think that stroller idea is great since your mom can store things down below (like water and treats and such), keep a beverage handy (not a Pabst fan but at least you're in the ballpark), and you can all wave to your adoring fans from the shaded security of your enclosed car! Just remember how to do that Disney royal wave!

Smushie Ranch said...

Ah Hail! First up, Sal bite your Pug tongue. We get to go to Target all the time. We rides in the cart. Mom always says, if people don't like it, they can kiss her $*%.

Anyhoo, your mom just had to get the neon green one? Dude, neon was out in the 80's. I saw a Pug mover once that was camo. Now that would have been cool. At least it would have matched yer huntin' cap.

Mom says she's gonna send ya a Coozy for your beer and maybe a straw for Molly's shirley temple.


Two French Bulldogs said...

Oh my word!! I would scream in there too! BOL
Benny & Lily

Stubby said...

Hi Hank! The stroller is genius but your mom should have gotten two because it looks like a tight fit with you and O'Mally in there. Not that you guys are puffy or anything, I'm just saying it doesn't look very comfy.

I have a bike buggy that converts into a stroller but thankfully Mom hasn't bought the conversion kit yet. I don't want to be pushed around like a baby even if she does take me to Popeyes!

Stubby xoxo

Sequoia & Petunia & Emma said...

Don't worry my Mom got me one of those wagons to push me around in....its the best! Just sit back and enjoy the ride (of course keep Mollys butt pointed out the vent hehe).


Unknown said...

You guys crack me up and the last photo had our mom LOL even harder. She's always wanted a transportation device as yours because she's having difficulty juggling us and is terribly afraid of dropping me (last time I was dropped I broke one of my three legs and was down to two) but everyone's giving her too much toot about it. Enjoy the ride, my furiends. Maybe you still get to walk part of the way.

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Hank that is the coolest idea ever!
We love it.
All those photos crack us up.
They really do tell the story,. that is for dang sure.
comfyness - all the comforts you need!

Archie and Melissa said...

I LOVE this post! and your new wheels!
the best part is mom gets to drive, so you can have all the beverages you want!
so cute!
m & e

Those Elgin Pugs said...

Hello! My name is Josie. I am Stubby's Girl!
Mommy and I were checking out bloggys.

The photos of the puggies in the stoller are way tooooooo CUTE!
Mommy has to push me around in a stroller because I can't walk much! However, Since I met Stubby, I am moving much more these days!

My brother Anakin wants a beer. He dinks Daddy's Pepsi. Mommy always says I look drunk 'cuz my little tongue sticks out. Not so nice!
Great Chat!

Your new friends,

Josie, Izzy, and Anakin

Wilma said...

Brigitte here,

Listen, here's what you do. Look sad and embarassed, then your person will give you a chew bone in the cart. I have a purple and pink pup chariot. I have to use it because of arthritis in my foot. Mom would never leave me home from a walk. Besides, it's in our blood. In ancient China, pugs were pulled in carts by other dogs, to preserve their energy

Life With Dogs said...

ROFL! And it had to be PBR! Classic! :)

Apollo said...

At least it's green. Mommy bought one that is pink! It's good motivation for me to keep my endurance up, so that I don't have to sit in it, EVER! Maybe you should try pimping it out with some good ole bumper stickers? Although the PBR does up the X Factor...

Mia said...

Wow, you guys are stylin'!!!!! We had so much fun at Mutt Strut last year!! You guys are going to have a good time. I can't be there this year to grace the yard of bricks with my presence, so you all will have to represent for the puggies!!! Have a great time!!!



The Dental Maven said...

Do they make those buggies big enough for greyhounds?

Archie and Melissa said...

Hi hank, molly and sarah!

happy happy easter to all of you!
m & e