Monday, July 6, 2009

This One's for the Girls

Hey, y'all:

I'm feelin' a little under the weather. Been doin' the green apple two-step fer the past couple o' days (musta been a bad Slim Jim). I'd rather die from dehydration than eat one more servin' o' white rice I tell ya what!

And top it all off, I got a yeast infection on my snot locker! The vet told mom to put some Miconazole on it twice a day. So not only is my poopchute workin' overtime but I gotta use "lady cream" on my face!

Gals.....I feel fer ya.

Yep. Mmhmm.


NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

I hope woo have a stash of Slim Jim's...I've heard there is going to be a shortage!

I gotta ask: is this post supposed to endear woo even more to me?


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From the title, I thought there would be pictures of hunky guys. What a disappointment. :-(

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Zeus said...

I don't think it gets any worse than this, Hank. I never knew you could get a yeast infection in your snout. I hope you feel better soon! :)

Kelly said...


Oh Hank, how demasculating! (is that a word or did I make that up?)

I'm sorry about your lady infection on your snooter. Is Molly laughin' at ya??

Mia said...

Oh Hank, you poor thing!! Mommy has special wipes for my nose wrinkle to help keep that fection stuff away. They are called Maloseb I think. I'll have mommy bring some this weekend. They're not my favorite, but I'm guaranteed a treat when I'm done!!!!! Hope your pooper and locker are feeling better for the meetup on Saturday!!

Archie and Melissa said...

hank, poor baby!
i gotta tell ya though, your description of your day had us LOL over here. you have a way with words my friend!

m & e

Sequoia & Petunia & Emma said...

We feel for ya Hank! I, Sequoia, get infections all the time in my "snot locker" as you put it. Keep us posted if it clears up!

Murphy Dogg said...

Hey Hank,
Sorry to hear about your nose and butt problems. Not sure which is worse, but at least the "lady cream" goes ON your nose and not IN it.
Murphy Dogg

Sandra y Coco Pug said...

ooh I am so sorry but at the same time we cracked up when we read this!!! (sorry sorryyyy) poor Hank! at least you don't have to wear a pink pj while you are sick :P

Stacy Walker said...

Hang in there Hank, you'll be off the cold creme soon enough.

The Devil Dog said...

Poor Hank. Just remember, that stuff doesn't make you less manly. And anyone who says it does will have to face me.


Ayatollah Mugsy said...

Hope you're feeling better, Hank. Hang in there.

Salinger The Pug said...

Hey man,

Mom can't believe that she missed this post until now!

Dude...LADY cream on your FACE? What's next...a rinse down with some Summer's Eve???

Good luck with alllllllllll that!


Tweedles -- that's me said...

You are crackin me up once again.
I hope your snoot is better. I had it in my ears, so I had to put special stuff to help and it finally did. Now I have to be wiped down with Malaseb Wipes and it has the lady creme in it. But then I am an underaged lady, so it is okay. It does help
Is the snoot better?
love your pal

CrazyPeopleIveWorkedWith said...

That pug is absolutely adorable!

Hope the poop chute is back to normal functioning...

Unknown said...

Hank, this here is your pal, Anniebelly. I am blowing you kisses from Texas cuteypug, and hoping you feel better soon. I get them itchy nose wrinkles sometimes and my brother Java grows cheese in his professionally. It's no fun atall my dear!

Rosie said...

Hahahah where was your snot locker to get a yeast infection???? Hank - Were you sniffing some beer??
Beer and rice add some beans and your camping!

Too Cute Pugs said...


We're so sorry that you're not feeling but your post was so funny that Mommy just read it out loud to Daddy and they are still laughing at "snot locker".

Get better soon!
Pearl & Daisy

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Just checking in on you to see if your snooter is better?
I was thinking about you.

Hank said...

Tweedles, honey....thanks fer checkin' in. I'm doin' WAY better. Me and the sisters' poop still don't look right, so mom is researchin' dog food. We're all seniors now so I guess it's "that time". (shudder)

Pugs in Space said...

Lady cream...that is hilarious!