I'm feelin' a little under the weather. Been doin' the green apple two-step fer the past couple o' days (musta been a bad Slim Jim). I'd rather die from dehydration than eat one more servin' o' white rice I tell ya what!
And top it all off, I got a yeast infection on my snot locker! The vet told mom to put some Miconazole on it twice a day. So not only is my poopchute workin' overtime but I gotta use "lady cream" on my face!
Gals.....I feel fer ya.
Yep. Mmhmm.
