Sunday, July 17, 2011

Will Work fer Beer

Hey, y'all:

I got a lot o' time on my paws lately.....what with not havin' tuh haul O'Mally tuh the doctor an' the CVS an' the beauty parlor an' the MCL. God rest the old bird's soul. Sniff.

Anyhoo, I duhcided maybe it's time fer me tuh git a job. Ya know....fill my spare time an' earn some beer bucks an' poker pennies. So I wuz lookin' at the want ads, an' you will not BUHLIEVE whut I come across!!!

This here company called "Hipster" is hirin' an' offerin' a bonus o' $10,000 AN' a year's supply o' PBR!!! I swear tuh gawd they are! Read all about it right here!

It also says somethin' 'bout skinny jeans an' striped bowties. Now I don't know whut in the hail skinny jeans are butt it sounds like somethin' I don't want nuthin' tuh do with. An' I already got a bowtie. BUTT.....10,000 clams an' a year's supply o' PBR?!?!?! I'm all over THAT I tell ya what!

I'm all ready fer my innerview! So whuddaya think.......too faincy?

Yep. Mmhmm.


tubby3pug said...

You look great. We live in Jersey City and we often go to Williamsburg Brooklyn, at least mom and dad do, thats hipster central. They have a lot of good places to eat though and lots of places to ride bikes. Anyway you would be a great hipster, but I think a beard or mustache really helps the hipster cred. Mom says in Williamsburg the handle bar mustache is actually coming back

Sequoia & Petunia & Emma said...

Hank we wish you luck at the interview! You look just right for the part the cap!

The Girls

Southern Fried Pugs said...

Hipster is all about attitude, Hank. And you've got it!
We'd wish you good luck, but that's so 2001.

Too Cute Pugs said...

They'd be nuts not to hire you, Hank! Good luck at the interview.

Pug love from,
Pearl & Daisy

Tweedles -- that's me said...

You look perfect for this interview!
I bet they will pick you for sure.
Your sooo darn cute. Here is a kissy for good luck

Mia said...

Oh Hank, you're the perfect candidate!! There's no one better for that job!! No doubt they'll hire you!!



martha said...

Good luck, Hank! I think you look just right, and if they don't hire you, they are just plain crazy! (And just so you know, it's a bad idea to work for crazy people!!!)

Archie and Melissa said...

hi hank!
oh you look pawfect for your interview!
you are a shoein my friend!

Vito and Gina said...

Hank, you forgot the skinny jeans! I really think you could pull them off. When I think Hipster, I think HANK.


Adventures of two Indianapolis Girls said...

Hank you're so handsome! No don't go for those "skinny Jeans" your pug sit is one of a kind and that should sell you for sure!

Vito and Gina said...

Hank (and Sarah!!!), thank you SO much for donating to help with "Colonel Vinny's" surgery!! I, and Vito and especially Vinny & SEPRA, am eternally grateful!!!

Pug Hugs to you!!