Thursday, December 10, 2009

Presents Already?!?!

Hey, y'all:

I guess I've been perty good this year 'cause I'm gittin' presents BEFORE Christmas!

Here's me in my new coat! (This'll be perfect fer when me an' Joe Jack go huntin'.)

Oh, yeah.....O'Mally got a new coat, too. (SHE hasn't been good this year but I guess mom didn't wanna hear her screechin' 'cause she's cold.)

Now, my pal Gunther sent me a little (well, BIG) somethin' straight from Californee!

(I dunno why he calls it a "weiner". Have you ever seen a hotdog that looks like THAT??)

The tag says "Bully" somethin' er other. Must mean it's fer manly guys like me.

Well, guess I'll give it a try. It does smell kinda good. Mmmmmmm......this is TASTY!

Nom nom nom nom nom, lick, slurp.......uh, whudja say, mom?

HUH?!?!?!?!?!?! It's a bull's WHATNOT?!?!?!?!

Well, whut do I DID come from Californee.

Yep........Spit, gag, hack......mmhmm.


NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Your sisfur's khoat is a pawesome khoulour!

As fur your yummy nom nom, as tasty as they are, I KNOW woo khan get beyond what they used to be!


Pug(s) and Bugg said...

BOL! Maybe it's something Salinger would be interested in that yummy nom nom instead?

pee-s nice coat!!!!!

Two French Bulldogs said... guys are stylin in those beautiful coats. You must have been very good this year.
Benny & Lily

dw said...

You look very handsome in your new coat! I think both of you must have been good to get such nice presents so early! Santa Paws doesn't make mistakes! :)

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Hanky and O"Mally
Your new coats look quite smashing on you! How adorable you both are modeling them. They look stylish and sooooo warm!
It was fun watching you check your "whatnot- used to be whatever"
So it was tasty? You musta been a good sweet little pups to get your gifts early!
Thank you for sharing. I have missed you!
Happy Holidays

Smushie Ranch said...

Hank. Dude! I'm diggin the new huntin coat.

And, yeah I know the whole bully penis thing is weird if ya let yourself think about it. It's kinda like eating sushi, tastes good, but you can't think about the fact that it's just raw fish. Ya know? Anyways, Stella thought we should send you a bully vagina instead. But the store owner said they didn't carry 'em.

Enjoy your weenie!
Your Pal, Gunther

Salinger The Pug said...

Oooohhhhh...did someone say BULLY STICKS????

Bring it to me!!! I enjoy all things weenie!


Murphy Dogg said...

Hey Hank,
I totally understand your confusion, dude. When I first found out what bully sticks are I went through a brief period of questioning myself. But then I figured what the heck, I'm an equal opportunity snacker and if they made tasty snacks from cow hoo-hahs I'd probably nom on them too. So just enjoy it dude!
Murphy Dogg

Archie and Melissa said...

hi hank and molly!
oh you look wonderful in your new coats!
emmitt says he loves bully sticks too!
m & e

Sequoia & Petunia & Emma said...


Hank you and Molly look good in your winter coats.

Stacy Walker said...

That's a great workin mans Jacket Hank! Stay warm buddy!

Nevis said...

LOVE your new jackies, Hank & Molly! Totally swank. Oh, and just pretend you don't know what a Bully is. I do that when I eat ceaser salads...I just pretend there isn't anchovies in it.

Paula said...

Hank and Molly you both look so nice in your new coats. Early presents are wonderful aren't they? Bully sticks....Bandit wants to know if you share?

Archie and Melissa said...

hi hank, molly and sarah!
oh we just saw the cutest pics of you on salinger's blog. :)
thank you so much for the holiday card! you guys are the best!
m & e