Sunday, August 2, 2009

Community Service

Hey, y'all:

Ran into a little trouble last week. Thursday night me and Joe Jack were walkin' (okay, stumblin') home from poker night at Jimbo and Dale's house. We were almost to my house when nature started callin' so I decided to water the neighbor's petunias. Wouldn't ya know a dang cop drove by and busted me fer public intoxication!!!

Now, as the cop was makin' me try to walk a straight line, Joe Jack took off and left me! Look at him! He's a sneaky son of a gun I tell ya what.

Anyhoo, that cop was a good ol' boy so he said he wouldn't take me to the pokey, but I had to do community service. (Plus, he knew I was in enough trouble when mom woke up at two a.m. to find me and him at the front door!)

So me and mom went to this street festival with Apollo and his mom Jami to represent KPR.

Molly came too, just sos she could lecture me about drinkin' and walkin'.....

My pal Apollo decided to give me a stern talkin' to, too. Geez, I had 'em both yammerin' in my ear!

Then if that weren't bad enough, I had to pose fer pitchers.....with CLOWNS! GAHHHH!!! (From mom: notice how Hank is ignoring them!)

Speakin' o' clowns, this numb nut had the nerve to say that pugs are ugly! But whut do I expect from somebody who'd wear a shirt like this.....

I ended up charmin' that fella but still didn't like him. Gitcher mitts off me, buddy!

Apollo sure was eatin' up all the attention.

Ahhhh.....a NASCAR fan! Finally! Someone I can relate to!

We had some purty cute kids come by.

So as you can see, it was an exhaustin' day, and sweet Betty, I have learned my lesson! I'll just have to bite the bullet and start wearin' Depends on poker night.

Yep. Mmmhmm.


NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Pugs in a playpen....

Just TOO!

PeeEssWoo: Will this be a part of your pawmenant rekhord?

Kelly said...

That guy in the Army shirt made me want to pull my hair out!

Hank... I don't think ya did anything wrong buddy! At least ya weren't driving home! And we all know petunias need moist soil...

Too Cute Pugs said...

Ah, geez, Hank. A guy just can't get a break, huh? So you did a little stumbling and a little watering. It's what pugs do! - especially after poker...

Pug love from,
Pearl & Daisy

The Courteous Chihuahua said...

The officer was completely justified in getting a hoodlum off the streets. What's the world coming to when petunias are desecrated by a pug? I'm just glad to see you learned your lesson, Hank.

P.S. - Dude in the Army shirt? Idiot.

Rosie said...

Well that loser in the army shirt should have gotten some pug flatulence that would have knocked him out Good!!
As for you Hank - next time don't get caught!!

Archie and Melissa said...

hi hank!
oh you are too funny! it looks like you, molly and apollo had a blast!
thanks for coming to my party! we loved having you all there!

Mia said...

Poor Hank!! I would have thought you were doing a public service making sure the neighbors flowers didn't die!!! People should be more grateful for the service you provide!! =) Glad you just got off with community service.

Murphy Dogg said...

Hey Hank,
They put ya in a playpen?? Oh, the shame! But still, at least you were doing good for a good cause.
Murphy Dogg
P.S. I agree about the guy in the army shirt. Mama would refer to that kind of guy as a total "doosh." Not sure what that means, but I'm pretty sure it ain't nice.

Two French Bulldogs said...

You better be careful little one. You guys sure do look cute in the playpen
Benny & Lily

Mrs. Hall said...

i say this, pugs are unique and from there the beauty begins.

bug eyed beauty and all :)

when does the probation end? :)

martha said...

Jeez Louise, you'd think a pug could get left along on his walk home. Glad your service is over and done with. By the way, how'd ya do at poker? Hope you at least came home winners!
Bennie the Pug

The Devil Dog said...

Hi Hank, that's too bad you got busted, but at least you didn't go to the slammer. The army shirt guy is pretty gross, too bad you didn't water him!