As y'all probably know, today was the tenth annual "Take Your Dog to Work Day". Now I'm not a big fan o' working, but mom made a big ol' deal outta it so I said what the heck.
Mom works at a dental office up the road a piece. I don't know how to spell her job title, but here's how ya say it......dental high-gin-uhst.
This here is Dr. George Carrico, mom's boss. Let me tell ya one o' the ol' boy's favorite jokes.......when is the best time for a dental appointment? 2:30. Get it? Tooth hurty???? HA!
Come on, mom, get that door open. We're burnin' daylight!
Now before y'all start questionin' my credentials, I give you my license - issued by the good ol' Indiana State Board o' Dental Examiners.
Time to get suited up fer my first patient. This lab coat's a little big, but I guess it'll do.
Can't ferget my high-powered spectacles.....
These here teeth are like stars.......they come out at night.
Marcia, honey (that's doctor's assistant).....gimme them choppers. I'll test 'em out to see if they're a good fit!
*****Note from Mom: this denture does NOT belong to a patient! It is merely used for educational (or blogging) purposes!*****
Since my computer skills are pretty good, Miss Kelly asked fer my help at the front desk.
They say an aquarium is relaxin' fer patients, but I say every dental office needs a PUG!
Before I knew it the day was over and they had me takin' out the trash (dental high-gin-uhsts ARE just glorified cleanin' ladies, ya know).
PAYDAY! Huh....mom's check is never this big. Guess that makes me the MVP on THIS team!
Here's me and my favorite gals at the bank.....Miss Amber, Miss June and Miss Jennifer.
Ahhhhhh! I love the smell o' crisp new bills I tell ya what.
Well, I got paid and it's the weekend, so you know what that means........