I see you received your invitation to my birthday party! We're so pleased you could attend- especially since this is my THIRTEENTH birthday! Now my exact birth date isn't known, but I was born in November, 1996. Wow, daddy and mother hadn't even met then!
Unfortunately, my eyesight has gone but I am so blessed to be otherwise healthy. Yep, mother says I am her "low-maintenance" dog. (You gotta love us mixed breeds!) My Beagle nose still works so don't count me out just yet!
Okay, I know you're all hungry so let's break out the CAKE!!! (Settle down now, Puggies....there's plenty for everyone.)
Oh, how I love cake! Mother remembers the first time she ever gave me cake (Twinkie). She says I went "ape sh*t". (Please excuse the language - mother doesn't always speak like a lady.)
Hank! Let our guests go next!!!
Molly! Did you NOT hear what I just told Hank?!
Sigh.....why do I even try with these two?
(Honestly, between their gluttony and mother's potty mouth, how did I ever become such a lady?)
Anyway, you Puggies have fun eating and playing while I clean up the dishes.
Thank you for sharing my birthday with me!
