Saturday, February 25, 2012

Peeps for Pebbles?

Hello, it is me, Pebbles Marie!



Wow, it's been a whirlwind three weeks! I've been boarded at a vet's office, de-fleaed, de-wormed, bathed, had my palate shortened, my teeth cleaned, and my uterus, tonsils and four teeth removed! WHEW!!!


But I'm happy to say I feel REALLY good and have enjoyed my stay with Hank and his folks. Miss Sarah and Mr. Scott sure do have a LOT of rules (phooey!) but I must admit I kinda like it. Hank's such a nice, laid-back guy that I don't always know what to do, but Miss Sarah has helped me out. (Sheesh....she's kinda bossy!)


Anyway, tomorrow will be a very exciting day because I am meeting a couple who just might become my furever family! They sure do seem nice in their emails and are anxious to add a new pug to their home. I guess their former puggy died of old age and their Lab really misses his brother. I don't think I'll mind sharing a home with a Lab. That is, as long as IIIIII am the lap dog!



Hank, do you have any words of wisdom for me before I go?






Uh.....(crunch, munch).....yeah, sure, honey. (Snort, smack) Mind yer manners, (slurp), keep poopin' outside (nom, nom, nom) an' remember tuh (lick, lick, lick....BURP) keep yer TEETH off their hands!

BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!!! Oh, 'scuse me.








Wish me luck!

Friday, February 10, 2012

Pebbles an' Pampers

Hey, y'all:


Well, I got another kid tuh break in. This gal's name is Pebbles an' she's five years old. Poor kid; she's spent most o' her five years pumpin' out puppies an' livin' in a barn.



Um, yeah.....she ACTS like she was born in a barn!





Anyhoo, the kid's havin' her "lady days" right now so she's gotta wear a butt rug. Me? I been wearin' my nice new sweater that my Aunt Melissa made me!





I got red, white an' blue fer the good ol' U. S. of A. - AN' fer PBR!



So anyways, this Pebbles is a perty good kid but she's got tuh learn some manners. But she's comin' along real good. She's gonna have her "lady operation" next week so that oughtta settle 'er down a bit.



Now I got a question fer you gals. The other day she assed me tuh git 'er some chocolate ice cream an' a hot water bottle, so I hoofed on over tuh the K-Mart. When I gave 'em to 'er she got all teary an' started BAWLIN' like a FOOL! I assed 'er whut was wrong an' she ran off tuh the bedroom an' said she dint wanna talk about it!

Whut the HAIL happened????




Yep. Mmhmm.