Friday, February 10, 2012

Pebbles an' Pampers

Hey, y'all:


Well, I got another kid tuh break in. This gal's name is Pebbles an' she's five years old. Poor kid; she's spent most o' her five years pumpin' out puppies an' livin' in a barn.



Um, yeah.....she ACTS like she was born in a barn!





Anyhoo, the kid's havin' her "lady days" right now so she's gotta wear a butt rug. Me? I been wearin' my nice new sweater that my Aunt Melissa made me!





I got red, white an' blue fer the good ol' U. S. of A. - AN' fer PBR!



So anyways, this Pebbles is a perty good kid but she's got tuh learn some manners. But she's comin' along real good. She's gonna have her "lady operation" next week so that oughtta settle 'er down a bit.



Now I got a question fer you gals. The other day she assed me tuh git 'er some chocolate ice cream an' a hot water bottle, so I hoofed on over tuh the K-Mart. When I gave 'em to 'er she got all teary an' started BAWLIN' like a FOOL! I assed 'er whut was wrong an' she ran off tuh the bedroom an' said she dint wanna talk about it!

Whut the HAIL happened????




Yep. Mmhmm.

14 comments:

Southern Fried Pugs said...

Hormones can be a terrible thing, Hank. Take it from a house full of females (and two male cats). It may take her a while, but she'll settle down after the surgery.
Just tell her she's beautiful. All the time.

Payton said...

Hi Hank, as good as you look in that sweater, I am just captivated by your smile! SFPs are right but make sure she knows that I've got my eye on her...
Love,
Payton

Noodles said...

Hi Hank
I think she was bawling because she was so overwhelmed by your gentlemanly ways. She looks like a good gal, though.
Love Noodles

Two French Bulldogs said...

We think she is likin you in that fancy schmanzy sweater
Benny & Lily

Minnie and Mack said...

Oh Hank,

We just went through the same thing with our lady foster, Miss Daisy. She was going through her "lady" days as well and wearing those fancy panties! After surgery she'll be a new puggie!
We guarantee it. For now, just give her what she wants.

You all are so nice to be her foster family!

Drools and licks,
Minnie and Mack

tubby3pug said...

Hank you are too cute. You are such a nice fellow to look after those kids and the lady will be much better after the operation. It should fix her right up

Wilma said...

Don't worry Hank, you didn't do anything wrong. In fact, you are probably the first dude that treated her like more than just a piece of meat. They were tears of joy. She's real lucky to have you to show her the ropes Hank. Keep up the good work!

Winston, Kizzy and Tika of Two Cats and a Pug said...

Hank dude.... I stay totally away from that girl stuff issues. I just don't gets them at alls. One minute all happy the next all crying their eyes outs.

Sounds like she is a totally cute and adorable lady. She is in totally good hands now and thank goodness she ain't in the barn no mores.


Winston

Tweedles -- that's me said...

HI Hanky
I agree that the little one is just so overjoyed on how nice you are to go get her what she wanted from KMART.
Its so nice that she can stay with you, until she gets a new home? Is that what will happpen?
At least she has a nice bed to sleep in.
Your sure looking cool in your new sweater from Auntie Melissy!
Sleep tite
love
tweedles

Pearl and Daisy said...

Hi Hanky-poo,

You sure are looking handsome in your Auntie Melissy sweater.

As for what happened with the all the bawling and stuff, all we can say is you should talk to our dad. He knows ALL about that "lady time" stuff. Mom says some months he should be the lady but he says he gets to experience it all vi-care-ee-liss-ly. We're not sure what that means but we do know chocolate usually helps.

Pug love from,
Pearl & Daisy

Adventures of two Indianapolis Girls said...

Be nice to her, that surgery is no fun (hope she doesn't have to wear a cone like I did...Zoe).
Yeah I had my surgery too but at a shelter (yuck)...Cici

Archie and Melissa said...

hi hank and pebbles!
oh it is so wonderful to meet you pebbles!

you are so lucky to be stayin' with hank and his amazing family.

they have the biggest hearts in the world!

we are so glad you love your sweater vest hank!

we loved making it for you!

xoxoxo

Archie and Melissa said...

Happy Happy Valentine's Day!
We LOVE you!


xoxoxo
Melissa and Archie

Payton's Gampy said...

Typical female "sett'n the trap"! Be on your guard Hank!

Gampy

P.S. You're right about the plane, it was dirty pool; but I kinda got maneuvered into it if you know what I mean!