.......which do ya want first?
Well, I guess I'll give ya the bad news first.
I din't git the job with that Hipster company. I dunno whut went wrong; they din't even innerview me! Maybe it wasn't such a good idea tuh put THIS on my application.......
Hail, I figgered why answer all them questions? Just git tuh the point! Oh, well......live an' learn I tell ya what.
Anyhoo, the good news is that yesterday was my TWELFTH birfday! Yep, my cousins come over tuh celebrate with me.
Now my mom's always whinin' 'bout how her baby girls are all grown up, but I'M perty darn happy they're old enough tuh make PBR runs fer me!!!
3 years ago