Hey, y'all:
Well, I guess I'll give ya the bad news first.
I din't git the job with that Hipster company. I dunno whut went wrong; they din't even innerview me! Maybe it wasn't such a good idea tuh put THIS on my application.......
Hail, I figgered why answer all them questions? Just git tuh the point! Oh, well......live an' learn I tell ya what.
Anyhoo, the good news is that yesterday was my TWELFTH birfday! Yep, my cousins come over tuh celebrate with me.
Now my mom's always whinin' 'bout how her baby girls are all grown up, but I'M perty darn happy they're old enough tuh make PBR runs fer me!!!
Yep. Mmhmm.
Happy birthday! That cracker with whipped cream (?) looks yummy.
ReplyDeleteOh wow Hanklin,
ReplyDeleteI had you pegged for a much younger man. You look pretty good, you know, for a Fire Hydrant dude. We sure missed Molly this weekend, but we had a special tribute to the ones who went before us tonight. I guess you could check it out, if you want. Anyway, Happy Birthday Hank! I'll raise one up for ya tonight. Course we got no PBR. Just a few Ugly Pug beers leftover.
Sorry about the job dude. Their loss!
Happy birthday, old man! I would have never thought you were a day over 10 but then again I can't see a thing!
ReplyDeleteSorry about the job. They just don't know what they're missing not hiring you. You would definitely be an asset to any company!
Tiffy
Happy Birthday! Sorry about the job but I bet something even better will come along.
ReplyDeleteRoxy
Happy Birthday my sweet Hankie!
ReplyDeleteYour sure looking good!
Sorry you did not get THAT job,, but another will come along.. I just know
love
tweedles
Happy Birthday! To bad about the job, they don't know what they are missing
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday Hank!! Sorry to hear about the job - maybe they thought you were over-qualified for the job.
ReplyDeletePugs & Kisses,
Yoda, Brutus & Ellie
happy happy birthday hank!
ReplyDeleteno worries about the job!
they don't know what they are missun, not hiring you!
but you have it made in the shade... free pbr's at home and no time card!
xoxoxoox
That hipster company doesn't know what they are missing with you as an employee, Hank! I say you just go work for PBR directly.
ReplyDeleteAnd HAPPY (LATE) BIRTHDAY BUDDY!!! I'll have a PBR in your honor! (No arguments, Mom, IT IS IN HANK'S HONOR!!)
Later!
Vito
"Hank Hank Hank
ReplyDeleteoh happy birfdays to ya
oh happy birfdays to ya
oh happy happy hank a happy birfday to yooooooooooooooooooou!"
We hope you like our song!
Hugs
The Girls
Happy birthday Hank-y poo!
ReplyDeleteAh, who needs Hipster anyway? They don't know what they were missing.
Pug love from,
Pearl & Daisy
Happy Birthday Hanky Boy! You are a sexy 12, let me tell you. Too bad you didn't get your job. You were clearly over-qualified.
ReplyDeleteKitty and Coco
Hi Hank! I just got a note from Vito saying that we might be meeting soon, so I thought I should stop by and introduce myself. I must agree with everyone's comments that you look terrific for 12. Hope you had an awesome birthday! Stay cool in this nasty heat.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Payton
Happy happy birthday Hank! It looks like it was a lot of fun!!
ReplyDeleteAnd as for Hipster-- the heck with them! After all, how hip could they be if they couldn't realize how awesome you are and hire you!