I got a lot o' time on my paws lately.....what with not havin' tuh haul O'Mally tuh the doctor an' the CVS an' the beauty parlor an' the MCL. God rest the old bird's soul. Sniff.
Anyhoo, I duhcided maybe it's time fer me tuh git a job. Ya know....fill my spare time an' earn some beer bucks an' poker pennies. So I wuz lookin' at the want ads, an' you will not BUHLIEVE whut I come across!!!
This here company called "Hipster" is hirin' an' offerin' a bonus o' $10,000 AN' a year's supply o' PBR!!! I swear tuh gawd they are! Read all about it right here!
It also says somethin' 'bout skinny jeans an' striped bowties. Now I don't know whut in the hail skinny jeans are butt it sounds like somethin' I don't want nuthin' tuh do with. An' I already got a bowtie. BUTT.....10,000 clams an' a year's supply o' PBR?!?!?! I'm all over THAT I tell ya what!
I'm all ready fer my innerview! So whuddaya think.......too faincy?
2 years ago