Friday, February 5, 2010

Well, she's good fer SOMETHIN'

Hey, y'all:


Well, the APJ turned down O'Mally's poem. Here's the letter they sent......


Dear Ms. O'Mally:

We would like to thank you for your recent submission to American Poetry Journal. Unfortunately, we are unable to add your poem to our site for one or more of the following reasons.


1. Your submission was deemed as possibly offensive to one or more groups.

2. Your submission was slanderous in nature to a person or group.


We wish you the best in your future writing endeavors.

Sincerely,

American Poetry Journal


What the hail???? I guess they was afraid me an' the cootie would sue 'em!!! (Prolly got some damn lawyer in on the act.)

Anyhoo, I feel kinda bad fer the old gal so I want y'all tuh know that she does have SOME worth (as evidenced by this vidyuh Aunt Laura took).






Heck, I can hear better already!!!


Yep. Mmhmm.

14 comments:

Twinkietinydog said...

What do the peoples at the American Poetry Journal know? I know about poetry and yours is the best. As for your ear licking skills, they top even your poetry skills. OMD you're skillful. wow
Twink!

Stella, Gunther and Betty said...

Eh, tell them to stick their letter up their.. well you know. Keeping tryin' Ms. Molly, persistence is the key. Eventually they gotta accept one of your poems.

Gunther

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Khan woo hear what I'm saying from here?

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Hanky
Are you serious, or is this ??????
I cannot believe what my ears are hearing.
Maybe I need my ears cleaned too!
Who are these KOOOOOKS?
Love
tweedles

Salinger The Pug said...

HAHAHAHA! This whole post made mom LOL!

Poor O'Mally...maybe next time. Perhaps if she focused more on the metaphor and was a bit less literal, then those poetry geeks might "get" her.

Mom is very happy that you used the vidyuh she took (hahaha...and she just likes to say VIDYUH).

Love,
S-Dog

Pee S. Mom wants to know if your mom got a jangly envelope from us in the mail????

Salinger The Pug said...

Pee S S.
Our word verification was DENSSE!!!! HAHAHAHA!

Stubby said...

Hi Hank! I can't believe you let O'Mally clean your ears - yuk! I sure hope you don't let her clean your face too because you just don't know where her tongue has been.

Stubby xoxo

The Courteous Chihuahua said...

I'm not gonna lie. I feel violated.

Life With Dogs said...

That truly sucks, tell them they don't recognize top shelf talent when they read it!

Apollo said...

Sorry to hear bout O'Mally! Sounds like those people need their anal glands expressed!

Pearl and Daisy said...

Tell O'Mally that many great writers were turned down a ton of times before they hit it big.

And oh, our ears could use a good cleaning. What's O'Mally's appointment book like next week?

Pug love from,
Pearl & Daisy

Melissa and Emmitt said...

Lol! oh molly we love your poem!
you and hank are sooo cute in that video!
you just made our whole day!
xoxoxo
m & e

giantspeckledchihuahua said...

Hank thanks for visiting Stumpy's blog!

I thought Ms. O'Malley's poetry was perfectly acceptable and the fact that she keeps your ear clean makes her a keeper for sure!

PugMoon - with, Bandit, Paisley, & Smokey pugs and their Mom Paula - PAPugMom said...

Ms. O'Malley, Written by a pug, they should of hopped on that. You are going to be famous some day, their loss they didn't get you first.