Y'all are prolly wonderin' why I'm sittin' here with my ears covered up. Well, YOU would TOO if ya had tuh listen to my mom sing one o' her stoopid songs tuh Molly!!!
(Sung to the tune o' "Baby Face" - with apologies tuh Benny Davis/Harry Akst)...............
You are the cutest little O-Mal-LEEE!
Nobody else could ever smell like pee,
My poor heart is jumpin',
you sure have farted somethin'!
I'm up in heaven 'cause you are my bestest GAL!
I didn't need a shove 'cause I just fell in love
with my pretty little O-MAL-LEEE!!!
(Hank rubbing his head with both front paws) Oh, Gawd.........WHY can't the liquor store be open on Sunday?!?!