Sunday, February 21, 2010

Oh, Gawd........





Y'all are prolly wonderin' why I'm sittin' here with my ears covered up. Well, YOU would TOO if ya had tuh listen to my mom sing one o' her stoopid songs tuh Molly!!!




(Sung to the tune o' "Baby Face" - with apologies tuh Benny Davis/Harry Akst)...............

O-Mal-LEEEE!
You are the cutest little O-Mal-LEEE!
Nobody else could ever smell like pee,
like O-Mal-LEEE!
My poor heart is jumpin',
you sure have farted somethin'!
Mahl-O-Mal!
I'm up in heaven 'cause you are my bestest GAL!
I didn't need a shove 'cause I just fell in love
with my pretty little O-MAL-LEEE!!!


(Hank rubbing his head with both front paws) Oh, Gawd.........WHY can't the liquor store be open on Sunday?!?!



Yep. Mmhmm.

18 comments:

agent99 said...

Well, at least yer coverin' yer head with a PERSONALIZED blanket. Thank Gawd our momma don't sing!

Love,
Gen & the Foo

Sequoia & Petunia said...

Sorry Hank, but we like the song!!!

Pearl and Daisy said...

Aw, Hank, you sure got it rough. But yeah, at least you got a nice blankie AND it has your name on it.

Pug love from,
Pearl & Daisy

P.S. Mommy turned Adam Lambert's song "For Your Entertainment" into a song about pug dental hygiene today! Whoa. It wasn't pretty.

Benny and Lily said...

that explains everything!
Benny & Lily

dw said...

Aww, Hank, so sorry that your mom's song was driving you crazy! Maybe you need your own ipod...with those sound damping earbuds!

Stella, Gunther and Betty said...

Hank, I hate to tell you this, but you look like the flyin' nun. What in Pug's green earth are ya thinkin'? Don't tell me you're playin' for Sal and Pugsley's team now...

Gunther

Twinkietinydog said...

Hank, I think I can help out. I have the loudest shrillest voice. I can overpower your mom. The problem is though, you'd still have to get covered up to avoid hearing me. Oops, hadn't thought this through
Twink!

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Hank,
Maybe you need to hide a nice bottle in your bed- if you know what I mean- just for these occasions
love
tweedles

Life With Dogs said...

You need to figure out how to work a video camera and get that on Youtube. :)

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

But what did she sing to her Hank-ie-Poo?

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Nevis said...

I think Hank is just jealous he didn't get his own song!

Apollo said...

Hahaha!

Pearl said...

Hanklin,

I am shipping my mom off to crazy camp. She has been driving around all day with a tupperware container full of my pee in her car.

Wanna send your mom to crazy camp too? They could be crazy together and we could get some peace and QUIET!

Salinger The Pug said...

You should tell Mom that you'll sing along with her....but she needs to change the name of her show to "Thoroughly Modern Hanky".

You can even dance "The Tapioca" with O'Mally!

Get it on vid-yuh!

Love,
S-Dog

Melissa and Emmitt said...

hi hank!
LOL! sounds to me like your mom loves you two more than anything!
xoxoxox
m & e

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Tee hee hee
Hanky, I came over to sneak somemore kisses onto your face
xoxoxo
love
tweedles

PugMoon - with, Bandit, Paisley, & Smokey pugs and their Mom Paula - PAPugMom said...

LOL.......Hank staging a puggy protest. To cute!

BRUTUS said...

Hey Hank! I finally made it over here to say hi!! Mom saved your comment but it got lost in her inbox (she was just de-spamming and found it). Always great to meet new friends (especially puggies). I'll be back to see what you guys are up to - or at least I will if you can promise your mom will stop singing (it is well known that hygienists can't carry a tune, you know)

Snorts-
Brutus the Frenchie