Sunday, January 31, 2010

Tit fer Tat!





AHEM...........


Some roses are red.
Black roses mean death.
O'Mally ain't sweet,
an' neither is 'er BREATH!!!


HA! Take THAT, you old bird!!!


Yep. Mmhmm.

16 comments:

Two French Bulldogs said...

BOL...hysterical. Did you have one to many?
Benny & Lily

Stubby said...

Hank buddy - you need to put down the PBR! I know that poem is for O'Mally but the rest of the ladies reading it are not going to be too happy with you. Chill dude, chill!

Stubby xoxo

Salinger The Pug said...

Ummm...Hanky, you DO realize that you're chewing on that bull's "whatnot" while laying in a PINK doggie bed...right???

Anyway...I'm glad that you've tried your paw at poetry! It seems that my influence has really rubbed off on you in more ways than one!

Love,
S-Dog

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Hanky
Goodness
Couldn't you have tried to be just a tad bit sweeter with your writing?
love
tweedles

Sequoia & Petunia & Emma said...

We agrees with Salinger...yous in a pink bed with the bully thingy BOL!~

Loves the poem though.

Unknown said...

Somebody remove that beer NOW!
Twink!

Stacy Walker said...

Hank, what's with the pink bed?

Smushie Ranch said...

Baahhh! Hank my friend. You've been drinkin' too much beer and chewin on one too many bull weenie.

Listen, I can understand it must be tough on ya because your mom is makin' you chill in a pink bed, but c'mon Hank, that's no reason to take your frustrations out on Ms. Molly O' Mally. Go pee on somethin' of your mom's. That's what I'd do anyways...

Your furriend,
Gunther

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Pink Bed?

Trying to get in touch with your girrlie side?

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Maybe woo need a WHINE khooler!

Too Cute Pugs said...

Hank!

Are you going all Hemingway on us with the drinking and writing? Next, you'll be going to Africa on safari!

Pug love from,
Pearl & Daisy

Kelly said...

Hanklin... BEHAVE!

Life With Dogs said...

LOL! How do you really feel? ;)

Pugelicious said...

The poem does'nt really go with the cutsie pink spotty bed - lol.

Paula said...

Oh Hank....LOL, I have my head in my hand laughing my bum off at your way with words.
Then Salinger reminding you to take a look at your surroundings.

Oh.......Happy Wedneday, you sure did make me smile.

Apollo said...

HYSTERICAL! But what's with the pink bed and bully stick? I would have expected that from Salinger and Pugsley, but not from a good ole boy like you.

Archie and Melissa said...

LOL Hank!
what a great poem! does the cootie have one too? :)
xoxoxo
m & e