Greetins, y'all:
Well, I just got back from that faincy weddin' over the pond. It was real nice but not like the weddins I'm used to. No hog roast or PBR.
Anyhoo, gotta worsh an' press my go tuh meetin' suit an' put it away fer whenever that Harry fella decides tuh take the plunge.
Cheerio, y'all!
Lord Hanklin Delano of Brandt
