I guess I've been perty good this year 'cause I'm gittin' presents BEFORE Christmas!
Here's me in my new coat! (This'll be perfect fer when me an' Joe Jack go huntin'.)
Oh, yeah.....O'Mally got a new coat, too. (SHE hasn't been good this year but I guess mom didn't wanna hear her screechin' 'cause she's cold.)
Now, my pal Gunther sent me a little (well, BIG) somethin' straight from Californee!
(I dunno why he calls it a "weiner". Have you ever seen a hotdog that looks like THAT??)
The tag says "Bully" somethin' er other. Must mean it's fer manly guys like me.
Well, guess I'll give it a try. It does smell kinda good. Mmmmmmm......this is TASTY!
Nom nom nom nom nom, lick, slurp.......uh, whudja say, mom?
HUH?!?!?!?!?!?! It's a bull's WHATNOT?!?!?!?!
Well, whut do I expect....it DID come from Californee.
Yep........Spit, gag, hack......mmhmm.
