('Scuse me whilst I adjust this ice pack on my melon.)
Okay, that's better.
So anyhoo, hope y'all had a fun new year's eve. My folks went to a party, an' I went tuh Joe Jack's Rockin' New Year's Eve......WINGO! Joe Jack throws the best parties I tell ya what. He don't skimp on the PBR an' BBQ cocktail weenies.
Speakin' o' weenies....this was his kid brother Ivan's first new year's eve. Yeah, you know how KIDS are....can't hold their liquor an' start actin' a FOOL I tell ya what.
I hollered at Joe Jack tuh bring me summa them weenies, an' Ivan flops on the couch an' does THIS. Yeah, real funny.
"I done TOLD ya, Ivan!! We AIN'T playin' Nekkit Twister!!!!"
Sigh........GAWD. Anyways, tuhnight I was enjoyin' a after-dinner binky that my galpal Payton sent me when I started thinkin' 'bout whut kinda new year's resolution I should make. I chewed it over a bit but I just can't think o' nothin' I need tuh change 'bout myself.
Well, maybe ONE thing. I resolve tuh let mom scratch my chin as much as she wants. Yeah, it's a gonna be a struggle I tell ya what but I think I can han'le it.
Yep. Mmmhmm.
