Friday, October 28, 2011

I vuntuh suck yer blood!





Hey, y'all:


Count Hankula here! Now I don't like wearin' costumes (they're fer girls an' sissies) but since it's Halloweenie time I figgered I'd oblige y'all with a pitcher.


Anyhoo.....lots o' stuff has been goin' on around here since I last blogged. My folks went tuh Florida at the beginnin' o' this month. Now normally, I'd be perty honked off BUTT I got tuh stay with Ms. Liz an' JoeJack fer a few days! Ms. Liz let me stay in the house the whole time an' gave me cheese AN' let me sleep in 'er bedroom! It woulda been a whole lot better if that dang Ivan (JoeJack's punk little brother) woulda let me sleep on the bed, but Ms. Liz fixed me a pile o' blankets on the floor so it was all good.


My mom's all hot in the pants 'cause she bought a new swimmin' pool an' dad's been buildin' a deck. Now I'm not too happy 'bout this 'cause that means she's gonna make me SWIM next summer (her an' 'er dang "hydrotherapy"), but I agreed tuh help dad with the job.






Did a little shoppin' with Sal at the Petco last weekened.....





(Now shoppin' is a lot like wearin' a costume.....it's fer girls an' sissies. BUTT shoppin' fer snacks is a WHOLE differ'nt story.)





Okay, so I've saved the best news fer last. This'll REALLY knock yer socks off.



I GOT A GALFRIEND!!!!!!


Yep, I managed tuh snag the pertiest, sweetest gal this side o' St. Louie - PUGNACIOUS P!!!


Here's a pitcher o' us on our first official date (you can almost SEE my heart poundin'!). We wuz at Ellie's first birthday party.






I wanted tuh make a good impression on Payton's mom an' dad (an' Gampy!) so here I am serenadin' 'er mom (an' hopin' fer a little snack!).






It's been a LONG time since I've had a galfriend I tell ya what. Maybe I should schedule my tooth cleanin' appointment sooner than later!



Yep. Mmhmm.

14 comments:

Payton said...

Hi Hankie! I've missed you! I don't like wearing costumes either, but I must say that you look great as a Count! You have been super busy. Maybe I can come over next summer and we can swim together? Talk to you soon!
Love,
Payton

Two French Bulldogs said...

Wow your gal is a hottie. You look very manly in your scary costume. Cheese! Wow
Benny & Lily

dw said...

Hank, I see Payton loved you in your 'Count' costume! Sounds like you've been a busy guy lately, what with the treat shopping, the deck building and all, and I tell ya what, you deserve a moment to kick back and enjoy a PBR!

Sequoia & Petunia & Emma said...

Hey there Hank! Your costume is pretty scary and manly so no worries. Payton and you are sure cute together!!!!

Hugs
the girls

Wilma said...

Oh Hank, you are smitten! And with one of my Sunflower Girls no less. I'll allow it. You two make a cute couple. You make sure you do right by her now. Love you as Count Hankula, thanks for indulging us. Have a great weekend!

Southern Fried Pugs said...

You guys make a cute couple! As you know, we are all about the girly clothes and costumes and stuff. But we have to say, true manly pugs can carry off costumes. It's not the costume, it's what is inside that counts.

Salinger The Pug said...

Hey Hanky,

It was fabulous shopping with you last weekend at The Petco (not Petco....THE Petco!) Your costume was exquisite!

You and Miss P. make the cutest couple! Just remember to spit out your chaw (aka "lip turd") before you kiss her.

Tell yer maw to calm down about this pool business. I don't know what she's all hot in the @$$ about....it's friggin freezing outside!

Love,
S-Dog

Pearl and Daisy said...

Ooh, Hanky you got a gf? How exciting! We're happy for you! And for her. You're a great catch. Anypuggirl could see that.

Pug love from,
Pearl & Daisy

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Hi Hanky
I love your costume,,,, you look so scary!
And, I am so excited and happy for you and Payton! Gosh,,, you and her are cute together.
I think it would be so fun to go shop with Salinger and you! What a riot you all must have had in Petco!
love
tweedles

Tiffy said...

Hanklin - I am speechless! What has gotten into you? First a road trip, then a costume, and now a pool? You sure have been busy. I sure hope you've scored some extra PBR for all the hard work you've been doing.

I don't even know how you've had time to get a galfriend but you sure did pick the best one. That Payton is such a cool chick. Congrats!

Tiffy

tubby3pug said...

You look adorable in that costume, plus a new pool and great new girl friend. What fun!

Payton's Gampy said...

Hank, this is Gampy and anyone that can keep things in perspective like you can has my support with Payton. But your question about Mack is valid. That's the trouble with gorgeous pugs, they catch the eye of a lot of men. Fortunately, there aren't many that can measure up to you!

Vito and Gina said...

1. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA, you are such a GIRL in that costume HANK!!! 2. HOW did this whole courtship with Payton start and HOW did it happen behind Vinny's & my backs??? We had close eyes on both of you when you were at my house! I don't like it when stuff happens without my knowledge - I am the Commander remember??

LATER, GIRLY-HANK-IN-YOUR-SILLY-COSTUME!
Vito

Archie and Melissa said...

oh my gosh hank!
i am so jealous... um i mean happy for you!
payton is one lucky puggy and so are you!!!!!

xoxooxox
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