Saturday, April 24, 2010

I Wanna Ass You Somethin'..........

Whut in the heck would my folks do without me?

It's spring, an' like all y'all we got all kinds o' projects goin' on around the house. Helpin' dad restore his '64 Fairlane, sandin' an' paintin' the pool deck....heck, we're even gittin' a new roof! Now I don't mean tuh brag but I don't know HOW my folks ever got along before ME. Lemme take ya on a little pitcher tour.....

Here's me an' our neighbor, Shawn, an' dad workin' on the Fairlane. Hail, them ol' boys don't know the front end from the back end!

Then we got started on the pool deck. Aw, hail, I gotta git up there an' show him how it's done!

Beat it, O'Mally. This here's MAN'S work!

Alright, this sucker up an' I'll show ya how it's done.

My cuzzins, Robin an' Lily, an a couple o' their guy friends helped paint the pool deck. Kids....I tell ya what. Ya gotta watch 'em like a HAWK!

Next came the roofers. Now these ol' boys did a perty good job an' didn't need much supervision. Yep, they're a lot like me......

Hey, that whipped cream?

Yep, these are MY kind o' guys!

Dang, that was a lot o' work. I'm exhausted!

So.....oncet again I ass you. Whut in the heck would my folks do without me???

Yep. Mmhmm.


Stubby said...

Hi Hank! I ass myself that same question every day. My peeps would be living on the streets if it wasn't for me.

We have had lots of work dude at the house lately and I've been watching them like a HAWK because they tend to be slackers. They need a good swift kick in the btot to make them do their job. Sheesh. This place would look like a dog house if it weren't for me.

Keep up the good work Hank! I hope you got some PBR after all you did!

Stubby xoxo

Those Elgin Pugs said...

Hank My Man -

Mommy is in tears... you are a hoot! We just love you. Oh, and you can so get in that little green buggie of yours and comes over here to chi town and help our Daddy with work! (hee hee) You looks like a great helper! They betters give ya a cold one when they are all done! Butts (hee hee) with a root in front of its!

Later dude,
Anakin Man

Salinger The Pug said...

OMG...Mom was assing hersself "WTF are those roofers doing?" but then she figgered they are all "union", so it's ok.

Mom got all squealy and said that "Hanky has such a cuuuute PugButt". The woman is sick and wrong.


Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

So, where's your keg of PBR?


dw said...

Hank, you sure been workin' hard!! I hope you're getting paid in Popeye's for this!!

Sequoia & Petunia said...

Wow Hank you are a hards worker. We are just girls so we don't helps out with the hard stuffs like you do. We hopes you got paid for all you do!!!

Stacy/Brutus/Miley said...

Hank, can I hire you? I have some work here that Brutus could use some help with!

Yoda & Brutus said...

Good job Hank - someone needs to supervise. Hope you had some ice cold PBR on hand after all that hard work!

Pugs & Kisses

Yoda & Brutus

Benny and Lily said...

Thank goodness you were snoopervising that guy!
Benny & Lily

Stella, Gunther and Betty said...

Hanklin, we are constantly assing ourselves the very same question? And you know what we came up with? They'd be on crack if they thought they could get along without us.

We noticed you do have nice pug butt. Do you go to the spa and have it waxed once a month? Or do you do it yourself at home with the clippers?

Stella, Gunther and Betty

Tweedles -- that's me said...

I have been assssking mom if YOU can come help take care of the dang leak in our roof top.
We are tired of all this waiting on undependables. Come on over and well have a party

Arlo the Pug said...

Hank! You are a hard worker supervising all of those jobs! I hope you get the recognition you deserve! Hope you have a good and restful rest of the week! Love, Arlo.

agent99 said...

Hank, your grasp of the English lanuguage sucks. Don't you know it's pronouce ak-sk??
At least you are a good supervisor....

Oakley and Swisher said...

Hank -

You are such a good snoop-erviser. We hope after all that work you got a nice cold one to relax.

Lots of Licks--
Oak and Swish

Apollo said...

Good for you, Hank! And I'm glad to see you made your Dad wear his hearing protection! Now do you do gardening? My Mommy sure needs some help. And I have my hands full trying to keep this stupid neighborhood cat out of my yard. She's an outside cat that doesn't belong to anyone, but for some reason she likes to do her business in MY yard! Now I think I need to get my BTOT over there to have a PBR with you.

Pearl said...

Hanklin, I like that picture of your hiney!!

You must be exhausted. All of those household duties and whatnot. I think you deserve a raise in your kibble allowance.

Dana Orsborn said...

Hi Hank!

That's a pretty sexy pug butt you have there!
I wanted to stop by and tell you how much
I appreciated your post on my blog
about Penny! I hope you have a
great week!


Pearl said...

EXCUSE ME, Hanklin,
but there is NOTHING on my lip. That is my GRAY CHIN HAIR!!!!

*Pearl runs to the store and buys black hair dye*

Middle-aged and embarrassed,

Melissa and Emmitt said...

LOL Hank!
when i first saw the title of your post, i thought there was a little typo.
nope! hahahaha
it's perfect!
love this post!
you crack me up!
i do not know what the heck any of us would do with out you!
m 7 e

Debbie said...

Let me ass you something my friend - what is with the whipped cream? - what about the beer for all those working lads.