Hey there, neighbor! Welcome back. Grab a beer and pull up a lawn chair, and we'll (well, I'LL) jaw jack a bit.
Now I want it to be known that I love my mom and wouldn't trade her for all the rawhide at Petco, I tell ya what. BUT....lean in close....I don't think her elevator goes all the way to the top. On second thought, it goes all the way to the top; it just makes some strange and unexpected stops along the way. Remember how I told ya she has a "thing" for Hank Hill? This is what she says, and I'm quotin' her here: "If all men were like Hank Hill, the world would be much better off". Uh...huh huh...um...yeah, I know...she's talkin' about a cartoon character!
Anyway, I guess I should be honored that she named me after the guy, but I gotta tell ya...I don't see a lot of similarities between us.
Hardworking
Honest
Modest
Republican (but admires old school democrats - that's why his Georgia Bloodhound is named Ladybird)
Loyal
Wise
Lazy
Usually honest
I don't have a modest bone in my body
Democrat - I'm all about free food and housing
I'm loyal to whoever has the treats
Uh.....come again?
Now I want it to be known that I love my mom and wouldn't trade her for all the rawhide at Petco, I tell ya what. BUT....lean in close....I don't think her elevator goes all the way to the top. On second thought, it goes all the way to the top; it just makes some strange and unexpected stops along the way. Remember how I told ya she has a "thing" for Hank Hill? This is what she says, and I'm quotin' her here: "If all men were like Hank Hill, the world would be much better off". Uh...huh huh...um...yeah, I know...she's talkin' about a cartoon character!
Anyway, I guess I should be honored that she named me after the guy, but I gotta tell ya...I don't see a lot of similarities between us.
HardworkingHonest
Modest
Republican (but admires old school democrats - that's why his Georgia Bloodhound is named Ladybird)
Loyal
Wise
LazyUsually honest
I don't have a modest bone in my body
Democrat - I'm all about free food and housing
I'm loyal to whoever has the treats
Uh.....come again?
Well, at least we both have wrinkled foreheads.
Yep. Mmhmm.
10 comments:
Hey Hank,
Welcome to the blogging world. I'm Murphy, Dixie Bugg's BT boyfriend, and I found you through their blog.
So you're named after Hank Hill, huh? That's cool, I bet you got lots of great nicknames, like Hank the Tank, Hanky Panky, Hanky Hole ...
Sorry if that last one offended, I've got a bit of a filthy mouth. But check out my blog if you dig that sorta stuff!
C-ya,
Murphy Dogg
I dig your honesty, Hank!
My mom and dad like King of the Hill too:)
They always say "Red alert Bobby, Red alert"
And talk about selling propane and propane accesories. What ever that all means!?!
I think you are much cooler that the cartoon guy!!
Have a GREAT Tuesday!!
Pugsley
Hmmm...now that the wrinkles are mentioned, I see the similarity.
BAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my gosh..... you make us pee with laughter, Hank!
Yes, I think the similarity is mostly in the wrinkles. I love that you are a democrat because you believe in free housing and food HHAHAHA. Perfect.
Hanky Hole. Hmmm...haven't heard that one but I can see how it could fit.
Yep, CC. I'm pretty much a straight shooter.
Yeah, Pugsley, I don't get all that propane stuff, either. But Hank Hill would say "Lady Propane" is no laughing matter.
Apollo and Rachel, you got that right.
P and B, I hope you're outside when you're laughin'!
Hank! I love that picture of you! And I love that your Momma MIGHT be ALMOST as crazy as mine! How did we find these crazy women?!
Hank, I love your blog! You're just as cool as your mom says you are. I'm looking forward to meeting you when I'm down in your neck o' the woods.
Aunt Jenny
I love Hank So much!!!!
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