Monday, March 30, 2009

Hank Hill vs. Hank the Pug

Hey there, neighbor! Welcome back. Grab a beer and pull up a lawn chair, and we'll (well, I'LL) jaw jack a bit.

Now I want it to be known that I love my mom and wouldn't trade her for all the rawhide at Petco, I tell ya what. BUT....lean in close....I don't think her elevator goes all the way to the top. On second thought, it goes all the way to the top; it just makes some strange and unexpected stops along the way. Remember how I told ya she has a "thing" for Hank Hill? This is what she says, and I'm quotin' her here: "If all men were like Hank Hill, the world would be much better off". Uh...huh huh...um...yeah, I know...she's talkin' about a cartoon character!

Anyway, I guess I should be honored that she named me after the guy, but I gotta tell ya...I don't see a lot of similarities between us.


Hardworking
Honest
Modest
Republican (but admires old school democrats - that's why his Georgia Bloodhound is named Ladybird)
Loyal
Wise



Lazy
Usually honest
I don't have a modest bone in my body
Democrat - I'm all about free food and housing
I'm loyal to whoever has the treats
Uh.....come again?





Well, at least we both have wrinkled foreheads.

Yep. Mmhmm.

10 comments:

Murphy Dogg said...

Hey Hank,
Welcome to the blogging world. I'm Murphy, Dixie Bugg's BT boyfriend, and I found you through their blog.
So you're named after Hank Hill, huh? That's cool, I bet you got lots of great nicknames, like Hank the Tank, Hanky Panky, Hanky Hole ...
Sorry if that last one offended, I've got a bit of a filthy mouth. But check out my blog if you dig that sorta stuff!
C-ya,
Murphy Dogg

The Courteous Chihuahua said...

I dig your honesty, Hank!

Pugsley said...

My mom and dad like King of the Hill too:)
They always say "Red alert Bobby, Red alert"
And talk about selling propane and propane accesories. What ever that all means!?!

I think you are much cooler that the cartoon guy!!

Have a GREAT Tuesday!!
Pugsley

Apollo-of the Greek God's Pug said...

Hmmm...now that the wrinkles are mentioned, I see the similarity.

Pug(s) and Bugg said...

BAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my gosh..... you make us pee with laughter, Hank!

Rachel said...

Yes, I think the similarity is mostly in the wrinkles. I love that you are a democrat because you believe in free housing and food HHAHAHA. Perfect.

Hank said...

Hanky Hole. Hmmm...haven't heard that one but I can see how it could fit.

Yep, CC. I'm pretty much a straight shooter.

Yeah, Pugsley, I don't get all that propane stuff, either. But Hank Hill would say "Lady Propane" is no laughing matter.

Apollo and Rachel, you got that right.

P and B, I hope you're outside when you're laughin'!

Pearl said...

Hank! I love that picture of you! And I love that your Momma MIGHT be ALMOST as crazy as mine! How did we find these crazy women?!

Wiggum for prez said...

Hank, I love your blog! You're just as cool as your mom says you are. I'm looking forward to meeting you when I'm down in your neck o' the woods.

Aunt Jenny

Cakespy said...

I love Hank So much!!!!