Hey, y'all:
Yep, it's my birfday. I am elevuhn years old tuhday! Now by my calc-uh-lations, that makes me seventy-seven in human years, and I shoulda been gittin' a check from the government fer the past twelve years! Uh, wait a minute......I wasn't even borned twelve years ago. Aw, hail, fergit THAT idea.
Anyhoo, it's hotter than hail here in Indy tuhday so I'm just gonna take it easy.
Dad, can't just us GUYS hang out tuhday?
No such luck. Me an' O'Mally went fer our baths tuhday.
BUTT.......you know whut birthdays mean. PBR an' CAKE!!!
Nom, nom, nom, slurp, smack............BURP. Dang, that's some gooood cake!
Yep. Mmmhmm.
